Run! Oh, no, you can't . . .

Shoes from Alexander McQueen's Spring 2010 collection. Way to harsh my pretty buzz, Alex.

Not in these shoes!

Gucci, Fall 2009

Dolce & Gabbana, Fall 2009

A.F. Vandervorst, Fall 2009

What do you think it means that so many of the shoes shown this season, in Paris, especially, are both ugly AND disabling? Is symbolic foot-binding the new fad? Is the message that if a woman actually has to use her feet, to walk, to climb into public transportation, to run the f*ck away, she's not worthy of fashion? WHAT???

I dunno. Take a look and you decide.