Wednesday, September 16, 2009

"The crotch on those pants is insane!"

I knew Michael Kor's description of some Project Runway creation was accurate, but I didn't know it was prophetic. According to any number of New York designers, insane crotches are the mode du jour.

Helmut Lang, Spring 2010
(Damn this is scary!)

Max Azria, Spring 2010

Catherine Maladrino, Spring 2010

Marc Jacobs, Spring 2010

Davidelfin, Spring 2010

Who knew that vraka and shalvar would take the runway by storm? More important, who the hell thought this was a good idea??? Shoplifters? An enterprising thief could carry out an entire wardrobe in the pouch produced by these pants. And these pants, once the style trickles down to the common folk, would probably appeal to people (and the occasional cartoon character) who currently favor sweat pants. This pouch could accommodate an even larger pooch. Oh, the humanity!!!

BTW, that person in the green suit is a dude, right? I'm all for equal opportunity fugly clothes.

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