|Nicole Kidman in Prada. I get it Nicole; you're pale and delicate. Now eat a hamburger and get a spray tan.|
|Jennifer Love Hewitt looking robust in Romona Keveza. J-Lo-Hew was nominated for playing a prostitute; that dress ain't foolin' anybody.|
|Diana Agron in J. Mendel. Nicole wannabe.|
|The hot Heather Morris in a dress by Lorena Sarbu. This could be the hot dress hot Heather deserves, in another color, as it is, it's only vanilla blah.|
|J-Lo in Zuhair Murad. That poncho thing looks like something a much older woman (i.e., me) would wear to cover up her upper arms. J-Lo doesn't need it, and after three or four weddings, she doesn't need the bridal look, either.|
|Julie Bowen in Shoji Tadashi. I like the bottom of this dress, the top is the same old Wilma with a growth.|
|Sarah Highland in Max Azria. Her outfit looks much better in close-up, where you can see the lace detail on the bodice and her fabulous necklace. From a distance, however, the dress looks like a day-old latte. |
Ladies of the Red Carpet, let this be your mantra: "I'd like that dress in a darker color." And just say NO to the one-shoulder dress.